Bad news: Somebody ate a video tape of now unknown content... ate it with extreme prejudice.
Good news: It wasn't my Wild Wild West DVDs.
Good news: Crystal Vision is still available for purchase! Details here.
Good news: I still have Joost invitations! Lots of them!
Bad news: The Warner package of programming still isn't loaded.
Good news: It's still free, though!
Good news: I got a whole carful of aluminum cans to the recycler!
Bad news: They were fluffy, not squished, so only added up to 47 pounds... which equalled only half a tank of petrol and a breakfast greasebomb at Burger King (with some change).
Good news: But I can get to the garage door now!
Pushy opinion: Becoming a Curves franchise owner or purchasing Domino's Pizza in general indirectly contributes to contra-personal-freedom organisations, by providing towards the large salaries of major apparently-misogynist contributors. However, a Curves membership does have certain feminist virtue, depending on the franchisee. Yup, it's a dilemma. Yes, G, it's their money and they can do what they want with it. However, they don't have to get any of it from me.
Good news: I got my first Princess Tutu DVD from Netflix so I can participate at

Bad news: My CD/DVD drive has decided it's tired of video and only wants to be a CD drive.
OK news: Thanks to subtitles, I can watch it at work if it's not busy/after I log off
Not-so-OK news: This involves staying at work.
Bad news: There were dog fights.
Good news: Nobody requires stitches or even attempts at bandaging. Hopefully it'll stay that way [slaps on more antibiotic salve].
Straight fact: Testosterone is toxic.
Good news: My Golden Compass dæmon seems to have settled into a full-on wolf, after seeming a mouse, grey fox, lion and a brief stint as a raven.
Good news: Free food at work! We were given a picnic by upper management.
Bad news: But I haven't fed the dogs yet.
Good news: However, they're not complaining yet and I have...
Bad news: My left knee's still acting funny.
OK news: It's pretty much only when it gets near being locked straight, so as long as I try to keep it at least a little flexed, it doesn't make me yelp.
The downside of canine doubt
May. 18th, 2007 02:03 am12" tracheas can be cut into 2 or 3 pieces to keep them from running out too fast, although at less than $2 each (not including shipping), it works out really well.
Now, D'Argo and the girls knew exactly what they were getting as soon as enough wrapper came off for them to smell what I was sawing at on the cutting board. Sirius, however, was really unsure about his piece of trachea. He accepted it, but dropped it and at one point walked away from it. Bad moove *cough*.
He became sorry for his indifference after Meissa took it from him with prejudice. 'I AM taking this, no you do NOT get to argue, it's MINE NOW.' Growling was involved on Meissa's part, no sympathy on mine. I had an extra piece, because Puppy had stayed outside when I called dogs in, so he lost out too. D'Argo took the extra treat appreciatively... then Sirius, deciding to remedy his loss, grabbed the end of the piece and tried to pull it from D's mouth... however, D'Argo loves his moo tubes. They've played tug with rawhides before (see recent picture post), so Sirius thought his big brother would be a pushover.
Wrong. D held on like grim death, and all Sirius pulled loose was a little shaggy scrap from the unevenly-cut edge (I need me a hacksaw, these things are tough!). He'll have to console himself with rawhide, I got two orders of the flavoured 'retriever' packs, too.
Alas, I don't think Discount Pet sells cat-friendly snacks, but not being certain of the snacking habits of cats outside of mousing and birding, my felinoid Flisties will have to check out the shop and advise. For the dog-people, the prices are terrific. Take a look - she communicates well and promptly, and the items for sale are hefty batches, no piddling one-thing-at-a-time purchasing.
AT LAST! Pictures!!
May. 15th, 2007 01:32 amClick for piccies!
- Batch 39, at long last! Very much the miscellaneous and random doggage.
- Bento sub-gallery (one lunchbox, two juubako)
- Photos tagged with 'Puppy' (yes, it's what I call him)
- Photos tagged with 'Dog' (well, I can't call him 'puppy', can I?!)
- Photos tagged with 'Chiana' (the escape artiste)
- Photos tagged with 'Sirius' (you'll have to do a bit of looking to find the most recent ones)
- Knotted style of 'plait'
Annie's a good girl!
Apr. 11th, 2007 11:41 pmIn other news, my brain melted out of my ears earlier and being non-functional, I'm home from work. Now I'm just semi-functional. Will consider my next batch of Guess That TV Show when I am more functional.
I feel like Wendy on Neverland
Apr. 6th, 2007 06:32 amI opened the door to find a... what is he, an 8-month-old brown boypuppy being all intimidated. I got him into the kitchen where I could take a look at him. He seems fine, albeit skinny and strangely un-hungry. D'Argo got to play with him in his usual excessive manner for a few minutes, then I put him back out back with a bowl of water. Surprise Guest Dog (a/k/a 'Tuesday', et al.) kinda hangs out front. I don't want him getting all testosterone at this little guy (OK, so he's as tall as Annie - he's still a baby).
Really cute dog, but...
Sheesh. [scratches head in bafflement]
Oy, critters
Mar. 16th, 2007 08:53 amPart of this is due to coming home. Now, under optimal circumstances, this consists of being jumped on and kissed and barked at/around and the giving of biscuits, then some noisy playing while I download mail and then we all go to bed. Exciting, no?
Not today (or yesterday, or... was it the day before, or just when I got up?). Nooooo. They got a couch cushion, some of the stuffing for the hole in the seat cushion they're mining for foam rubber, and the roll of toilet paper. Looks rather like half-melted snow in here, I think. Meanwhile, whomever's got the sick intestines courteously made kir fragrant deposit in the kitchen, which surprised me, because OMG, somebody did what I asked them to do! (I can use bleach on the kitchen floor, see, but not the already-much-abused carpeting.)
I ain't cleanin' up yet. I don't have the strength. I barely made it through debugging the dogs (yes, still with the ticks) and going for eggs and cheese.
Argh.
[drags self off to horizontality]

Oh - almost forgot. Annie is ONE YEAR OLD this month. Pick a day; we never had any sure idea, but I think I settled for the 15th.
[throws confetti at Annie, who tries to eat it in mid-air]

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Scared dogs and swallowed swords
Feb. 26th, 2007 10:05 pm[considers airbrushes filled with food colouring]
While looking for something else entirely, I found this at The Grinder, a 'food media blog':
Down the Hatch
Competitive eating may get a lot of media attention these days, but sword-swallowing has become the first esophagus-busting sport to attract scholarly study.
Competitive eating may get a lot of media attention these days for its negative health implications and general weirdness, but another esophagus-busting sport has become the first to attract scholarly study. As Scientific American reports, the paper “Sword-swallowing and its side effects” gives a detailed medical analysis of the practice.
And if competitive eaters risk diminishing their joy in eating, sword-swallowers have it even worse. There’s the constant threat of perforating the esophagus or puncturing the stomach, of course, but the common condition known as “sword throat” can make it hard to eat for several days. Some performers use butter to lubricate their weapons for a smoother journey, the study says; other authoritative sources talk of cooking oil, olive oil, and Kurobara camellia oil (a nontoxic variety that’s often used in cleaning cutlery).
The study doesn’t get into some of the more fascinating minutiae of the art, but Swordswallow.com sure does. What does it taste like to swallow a sword, you may ask?
In some cases, depending on the type of metal used in the blade, it can sometimes taste a bit metallic. Lady Sandra Reed commented on the taste of metal and Red Stuart often says that your mouth and throat need to learn to overcome the metallic taste so that your throat does not rebel against the strange taste going down your throat.
However, many of the newer swords nowadays have little to no flavor at all—much like the taste of a fork—except as the sword is being removed, at which time there may be the unpleasant taste of the stomach acids.Kids these days have it so easy. No metallic taste to reckon with … next thing you know, they’ll be lubing up their swords with ice cream.
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Found out the hard way yesterday that Annie does NOT like loud noises at all. There was some sort of festival in the park a block away on Sunday, and to my surprise (since I've never seen anybody else ever do this in this part before), they had some small professional fireworks as part of the musical entertainment.
Now, D'Argo's been to fireworks for New Year's and Independence Day with me, back when we lived on the golf course in Miami Springs. We sit probably as close as legally possible, and he's never been bothered for a minute. Yes, he's white; no, he's not at all deaf, he's always been very curious about strange noises. Fireworks, however, aren't strange - they're just loud.
The corgwn just barked at the noise, because apparently it wasn't loud enough already. Thanks, kids.
Annie, poor thing, started trying to hide further and further back into the house, or climb on my lap, paced... same fear behaviour as the dachsies used to have during thunderstorms. She's been living with me all summer, though, and I don't remember her freaking out during storms before. I finally gave her an acepromazine (10mg) to help her calm down, but the poor thing - next morning, when somebody was dragging their garbage bin in or out (pickup day's're Monday and Thursday), she mistook the hollow rumbly noise for thunder and promptly hid in the bedroom again. Awwww....
(She was OK when I left for work, though.)
A geometry of dogs
Jan. 28th, 2007 10:00 pmConsider: D'Argo, Chiana, Meissa, Gemma, Annie, Sirius
D'Argo, Meissa and Sirius are my 'good' dogs (well, mostly; D'Argo's always good)....I might have forgotten an arrangement or two.
Annie, Gemma and Chiana are my cheerful problem children.
The boys are the oldest and youngest, with all the girls in the middle.
The corgis are sandwiched between the two 'miscellaneous' girldogs.
Four dogs who come when they're called
Two dogs who don't
Two dilutes (D'Argo and Sirius)
Two brindles (Gemma and Chiana)
Two tricolours (Meissa and Annie)
Two boxers
Two Cardigans
Two... genetic salads.
Two tall girls
Two short girls
Two... boys. (Well, they've got varying heights)
Three corgis
Three not
This is probably all past-tense by now anyway. I've had a problem a few of you knew about with the dogs having discovered a hole in the fence, through which they've been gallivanting no matter what I've done or how I thought I filled the hole. The neighbour's effort to patch his side has been, at best, half-hearted, and his puppy just wants the company.
They did it again this morning. I checked on them a couple of times, next thing I knew Sirius is sitting outside the gate saying 'Woof!' to be let back in (well, at least he did that correctly); Annie's loose in the yard next door; and Chiana seems to have disappeared entirely. Usually she and Annie kind of hang out on the street, running back and forth through neighbours' yards, but not this time. I even walked around after a while to see if she was just out of sight on the other side of the block, or in the park.
I don't think I'm going to see her again. At least she's healthier now than when she showed up.
I've got photos I wanted to link here, but they're still not downloaded and such; you can see Chiana then. Soon. After this headache, maybe.
Holiday cheer!
Dec. 20th, 2006 06:26 pmThe Miami Herald's '12 Dogs of Christmas' - Tropic style
(click on 'More Photos' to see the other dogs in the series)

Oh, and a belated Happy Hanukkah to those celebrating. I'd do the menorah piccies, but can't get organised for anything this season.

[gets bitten by Yet Another Mosquito]
Dear Miami Police Department:
Dec. 17th, 2006 01:43 am(Oh - yeah. Neighbour spotted somebody in the yard, like it would do said prowler any good. No problems, other than chasing 2.5 dogs all over the street for 10 minutes.)
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(Which reminds me, you still haven't seen the girls' costumes. At this rate, maybe for New Year's or Mardi Gras!)
Especially with That Voice, has anybody ever pointed this out before? I'm not in that loop.

Batch 37! Videos from Indianapolis (that's seven dogs, seven, mostly corgis and not even including Bosworth and Clyde), photos from there, the trip back, and various kinds of chaos at home.
I've got a few more in the camera, didn't get them prepped yet, so check back late Monday for additions.
OMAHA, Neb. -- A recent study has found that an ingredient in some sugar-free products can be very harmful to dogs.Xylitol is an ingredients mainly found in sugar-free gum and candy. If eaten by a pet, the additive could cause death. It has been used around the world in gum, breath mints and toothpaste for years. It is as sweet as sucrose, but with 40 percent fewer calories.Recently, a number of dogs have become very ill after ingesting products containing Xylitol. The Animal Poison Control Center of the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said it has seen an increase in the number of Xylitol poisoning cases in dogs.There were 170 cases in 2005, up from 70 in 2004. As of August, there have been 114 cases of Xylitol poisonings in dogs this year.It was originally thought that it takes large amounts of Xylitol to cause problems in dogs, but now it has been found that lesser amounts can also be harmful.If you find that your dog has gotten into your sugar-free gum stash, or any other product containing Xylitol, take your dog to the vet immediately, the group advised.Xylitol on Wikipedia
ASPCA on Xylitol and dogs:
...For example, dogs ingesting significant amounts of gum or candies solely or largely sweetened with xylitol may develop a fairly sudden drop in blood sugar, resulting in depression, loss of coordination and seizures. These signs can develop quite rapidly, so it is important that pet owners seek veterinary treatment immediately. According to experts at the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center, some data also appears to point to a possible link between xylitol ingestions and the development of liver failure in dogs.
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The people who manage the Zorro property commissioned Allende to write Zorro's origin story. Sure, everybody knows that he's the son of a Alta-Californian hidalgo who decided to fight injustice, but why? And how did he learn the skills that allowed him to be as successful as he was? Allende starts the story, just like Bujold did with Miles Vorkosigan, by telling how his parents met (modelled closely on a historical account from the same area of California). She expands the story to give credit and interest to both the native peoples and to women in Zorro's life — no so much wandering off track as seeing points of view unexplored by the original and subsequent authors.
Give it to Robert Rodriguez to make a movie out of it, please. :) He'll know how to keep the film as fun as the book. And he casts well (Banderas as Alejandro de la Vega, with age makeup?)
Yesterday, all the driving was due to Annie (my R.A.D., Randomly Acquired Dog) going in for her spay operation. ( WARNING: possibly tedious recital of automotive traffic situations ) Anyway, you can see how the miles added up. And it was time (2.5 hrs) I had to make up, too.
Annie's still feeling kind of weird and sore, but she's better today than yesterday of course, and perking up.
Little Sirius is, of course, adorable — and floppy like a rag corgllie. My vet was rather fascinated by him being a half-collie, and wants to see what a 3/4 corgi would look like (fat chance, Marmesh). I'm wondering what he should dress like for Halloween... any suggestions?
Pictures to follow eventually. :)