Inside of a Dog, It's Too Dark to Read

I had an extra-credit thing in high school where if we did some sort of summary of N books of the Bible, we'd get points up to a maximum. I insisted, being me, that if we were gonna do them, we were gonna do ALL of them - got my mother's Vulgate and summarised the Apocrypha, too. I don't think I got extra on the extra, but they weren't dismissed, either. :)