Inside of a Dog, It's Too Dark to Read

Well, that's weird. The Cafepress package arrived, with the correct packing slip--and instead of Crystal Vision, something called The Complete Secrets of a Gymnast. (A yellow burst proclaims it "SPORTS BOOK of the YEAR," and the back cover includes--among other blurbs--one theoretically from Elle magazine, assuring me that "You will not leave the book from your hands, guaranteed.") I've emailed Cafepress; presumably some very confused sports fan just got a copy of Crystal Vision.