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'What are ear mites,' Alex.
You are correct, for two rabies shots, license tags and a whomping vet bill!
(Well, for the value of 'whomping' comparative to my current cash un-flow)


Exhibit 1: Larousse World Mythology
Chupacabra damage! And I thought the =mice= were bad.

Exhibit 2: the carton of boxes of greeting cards
Despite the steely look, that's just box cardboard inside. You can see a sample card on
the face of the carton to the right - my soror patruelis Irene's a photographer.

Exhibit 3: auburn Pia sheep
OK, so you expect this to happen to plush toys. But I liked the auburn one best!
You can see part of its ruined squeak just above the main 'wound', and a second tear to the right.
Poor sheep. [prepares sutures]

And, incidentally: Chupacabra picture update a bit early, Batch 11, with maybe a thing or two to be added later.

Lastly, while trying to find the correct term for 'first cousin on my father's side', because Latin actually has a term that precise, I found the following tidbits for any family tree geeks out there:
From http://64.233.179.104/search?q=cache:FPQwcEI-SSkJ:www.escribe.com/education/latinteach/m14380.html+soror+patruelis&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1, cached only:
You can see where English loanwords like 'avuncular', 'consanguity' and 'nepotism' and suchlike come from; and the term used rather loosely by the last season of Earth: Final Conflict, 'atavus'.
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I also found this excellent page from the U. of Manitoba, on Systematic Kinship Terminologies, with clear graphics and good examples; and this interesting newsletter which is apparently to help people build their own languages *blink*. A quote from the preface:
And now, because I have something trying to be a evil sick headache and I slept funny anyway, I'm gonna follow the dogs' examples and have a lie down.
You are correct, for two rabies shots, license tags and a whomping vet bill!
(Well, for the value of 'whomping' comparative to my current cash un-flow)

Chupacabras Roam Allapattah! Photographic Proof!
Click thumbnails to see larger image.Exhibit 1: Larousse World Mythology
Chupacabra damage! And I thought the =mice= were bad.
Exhibit 2: the carton of boxes of greeting cards
Despite the steely look, that's just box cardboard inside. You can see a sample card on
the face of the carton to the right - my soror patruelis Irene's a photographer.
Exhibit 3: auburn Pia sheep
OK, so you expect this to happen to plush toys. But I liked the auburn one best!
You can see part of its ruined squeak just above the main 'wound', and a second tear to the right.
Poor sheep. [prepares sutures]

And, incidentally: Chupacabra picture update a bit early, Batch 11, with maybe a thing or two to be added later.

Lastly, while trying to find the correct term for 'first cousin on my father's side', because Latin actually has a term that precise, I found the following tidbits for any family tree geeks out there:
From http://64.233.179.104/search?q=cache:FPQwcEI-SSkJ:www.escribe.com/education/latinteach/m14380.html+soror+patruelis&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=1, cached only:
Tritavus---Tritavia | (1) (1) (1) | | Atavus---Atavia | (2) (2) (2) | | Patruus Amita Abavus---Abavia Avunculus Matertera Maximus Maxima | Maximus Maxima (3) (3) (3) _____________|_____ _____|_________________ | | | | | | Patruus Amita Proavus---Proavia Avunculus Matertera Maior Maior | Maior Maior (4) (4) (4) _____________|_____ _____|_________________ | | | | | | Patruus Amita Avus---Avia Avunculus Matertera Magnus Magna | Magnus Magna (5) (5) (5) _____________|_________ _____|_______________________ | | | | | | Patruus Amita Noverca---Pater---Mater---Vitricus Avunculus Matertera | | | | | | | Frater/Soror (6) | (7) Frater/Soror Patruelis | Consobrinus -a (6) | (7) ______|______ | ____|____ | | | | | Frater Soror | Frater Soror Consanguineus Consanguinea | Uterinus Uterina _______|______ | | | Germanus/ EGO Germana/ Uxor Fratris---Frater Soror---Maritus Sororis | | Filius -a Fratris Filius -a Sororis
Prosocer---Prosocrus | (8) (8) (8) | | Socer---Socrus ___________|__________ | | | Frater Soror EGO---Coniunx---? Mariti/ Mariti/ | Maritus/ | Uxoris Uxoris | Uxor \ _______| \ | | | Nurus---Filius Filia---Gener Privignus -a | | (9) (9) (9) ___|___ | | Pronurus---Nepos Neptis---Progener | | (10) (10) (10) ____|____ | | Pronepos Proneptis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The terms: abavia -ae, f.; great-great-grandmother abavus -i, m.; great-great-grandfather amita -ae, f.; paternal aunt, father's sister amita magna; grandfather's sister, great aunt amita maior; great-grandfather's sister, great-great aunt, great-grand aunt amita maxima; great-great-grandfather's sister, great-great-great aunt, great-great-grand aunt atavia -ae, f.; great-great-great-grandmother atavus -i, m.; great-great-great-grandfather avia -ae, f.; grandmother avus -i, m.; grandfather avunculus -i, m.; maternal uncle, mother's brother avunculus magnus; grandmother's brother, great uncle avunculus maior; great-grandmother's brother, great-great uncle, great-grand uncle avunculus maximus; great-great-grandmother's brother, great-great-great uncle, great-great-grand uncle coniunx -iugis, m./f.; spouse (also coniux -iugis) EGO (mei mihi me me); 1st person singular, I, the person from whose point of view the chart is labelled filia -ae, f.; daughter filia fratris; fraternal niece, brother's daughter filia sororis; sororal niece, sister's daughter filius -i, m.; son filius fratris; fraternal nephew, brother's son filius sororis; sororal nephew, sister's son frater -tris, m.; brother, male sibling or age mate frater consanguineus; paternal half-brother frater consobrinus; maternal cousin, son of a matertera frater mariti; brother-in-law, husband's brother frater patruelis; paternal cousin, son of a patruus frater uterinus; maternal half-brother frater uxoris; brother-in-law, wife's brother gener -eri, m.; son-in-law, daughter's husband germanus -a -um; full-blooded, with the same father and mother maritus -i, m.; husband maritus sororis; brother-in-law, sister's husband mater -tris, f.; mother matertera -ae, f.; maternal aunt, mother's sister matertera magnus; grandmother's sister, great aunt matertera maior; great-grandmother's sister, great-great aunt, great-grand aunt matertera maxima; great-great-grandmother's sister, great-great-great aunt, great-great-grand aunt nepos -potis, m.; grandson neptis -is, f.; granddaughter noverca -ae, f.; step-mother nurus -us, f.; daughter-in-law, son's wife pater -tris, m.; father patruus -i, m.; paternal uncle, father's brother patruus magnus; grandfather's brother, great uncle patruus maior; great-grandfather's brother, great-great uncle, great-grand uncle patruus maximus; great-great-grandfather's brother, great-great-great uncle, great-great-grand uncle privigna -ae, f.; step-daughter privignus -i, m.; step-son proavia -ae, f.; great-grandmother proavus -i, m.; great-grandfather progener -eri, m.; grandson-in-law, granddaughter's husband pronepos -potis, m.; great-grandson proneptis -is, f.; great-granddaughter pronurus -us, f.; granddaughter-in-law, grandson's wife prosocer -cris, m.; grandfather-in-law; spouse's grandfather (also socer magnus, then socer maior, etc.) prosocrus -us, f.; grandmother-in-law; spouse's grandmother (also socrus magna, then socrus maior, etc.) socer, socris, m.; father-in-law, spouse's father socrus -us, f.; mother-in-law, spouse's mother soror -sororis, f.; sister, female sibling or age mate soror consanguinea; paternal half-sister soror consobrina; maternal cousin, daughter of a matertera soror mariti; sister-in-law, husband's sister soror patruelis; paternal cousin, daughter of a patruus soror uterina; maternal half-sister soror uxoris; sister-in-law, wife's sister tritavia -ae, f.; great-great-great-great-grandmother tritavus -i, m.; great-great-great-great-grandfather vitricus -i, m.; step-father uxor, uxoris, f.; wife uxor fratris; sister-in-law, brother's wife
You can see where English loanwords like 'avuncular', 'consanguity' and 'nepotism' and suchlike come from; and the term used rather loosely by the last season of Earth: Final Conflict, 'atavus'.
I also found this excellent page from the U. of Manitoba, on Systematic Kinship Terminologies, with clear graphics and good examples; and this interesting newsletter which is apparently to help people build their own languages *blink*. A quote from the preface:
There is little awareness about model languages as a hobby; in fact, no one is quite sure what to call it, with Tolkien referring to it as private languages; and others calling it constructed languages or imaginary languages. I've chosen to call it model languages because models are not intended to be full-scale replicas, but miniaturized versions that provide the essence of something, even if certain details have to be skipped over; in the same way, no one can construct a complete language, but a model of a language can be very useful.

And now, because I have something trying to be a evil sick headache and I slept funny anyway, I'm gonna follow the dogs' examples and have a lie down.