So naturally, just because I did not stay up late enough to trigger a sick headache, et alia...

UPS tried to deliver my new video card two hours before I woke up.

...

I will not go destroy their South Florida locations from built-up pique. I will calmly call for redelivery, THEN destroy all their locations if they don't get it to me today.

*noontime update*: I HAVE A CARRRRRRD!