Easiest root canal ever

Mostly because I didn't have it.

Because I didn't have the nearly $300 co-pay.

Nor will I in the near future (meaning, 'days' if not 'weeks').

So there we have it. Or, actually, not.

A meme of my own composing

...if anyone would like to play along.

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A miracle has occurred.

Somehow, you have just been given the powers of a minor diety
(your own personal faith notwithstanding).

You have very few limits to what you are now able to do.

In your own LJ, copy this intro and list up to ten actions you might take (and remember ripple effects!), then link back here so I can see your brave new world.

Act the First:
Act the Second:
Act the Third:
Act the Fourth:
Act the Fifth:
Act the Sixth:
Act the Seventh:
Act the Eighth:
Act the Ninth:
Act the Tenth:

For the curious, I was inspired by the fate of Karel Sorensen in Howard Chaykin's alternate-DC-future trilogy, Twilight. Can't find a good summary of it on-line, though, drat it. But she used to hum along with her own hymns.

In no particular order:

( By my will alone, I set my mind in motion... )

Fluffy meme post (from in_the_blue)

( G made me do it. So to speak. )