Jones Soda sells Wonka-eque holiday 'zero-calorie meal replacement beverages' for charity

National Pack
Flavors: Brussels Sprout with Prosciutto, Cranberry Sauce, Turkey & Gravy, Wild Herb Stuffing, and Pumpkin Pie.

Regional Pack
Flavors: Broccoli Casserole, Smoked Salmon Paté , Turkey & Gravy, Corn on the Cob, and Pecan Pie.

Also included: Serving spoon, moistened towelette.

Jones Soda, known for quirky creativity and sold nationally through Target, is selling their holiday-flavoured sodas this year to support St. Jude's Hospital and Toys for Tots.

These are the same people who had Candy Corn soda and other flavours for Halloween in jack-o-lantern mini-cans.

Me, I'm really curious about the cranberry and pecan pie sodas....

Looking for fast escape route

The City of Miramar has a programmable street sign advertising '6 PM SHOW & RIDE SANTA'.

o_O

[backs away slowly, bolts for car]