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My Own Private Revolution
Sep. 3rd, 2003 01:29 am.
First day of Vibe ownership. I have driven about 50 miles, to get home from the dealership, out to get a carseat cover to ward against infestations of white boxer hair (as the schnauzer is a poor passenger) and get fast-food salads for supper.
Doesn't seem very Hedwiggy, but haven't decided yet. Insides can morph around like Tonks, but since she doesn't seem to be a very 'white' person. May yet go with 'Procyon', but... haven't decided yet. It's like naming a puppy, eh?
AS LEADER OF THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION
...what will your official title be?
Her Equanimity
...who will be by your side?
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sit_good_dog and my quasi-sister, I think.
...how will those who serve you be rewarded?
Movie night! And gift certificates for bookstores.
...how will you punish those who try to stand in your way?
Exile to hot, humid locations. With NO AIR CONDITIONING.
...what monument will you build to your own greatness?
Rebuild the Library of Alexandria.
WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES
...who will be first up against the wall?
The Religious Right
...who will be next up against the wall if they don't mend their ways?
Conservatives and/or Republicans, depending on their answers.
...what will be made compulsory?
Literacy and good television
...what will be banned?
'The Man Show' and its ilk
...what music will play to herald the dawning of the new era?
I'll commission something from either Sting or Bob Conti.
First day of Vibe ownership. I have driven about 50 miles, to get home from the dealership, out to get a carseat cover to ward against infestations of white boxer hair (as the schnauzer is a poor passenger) and get fast-food salads for supper.
Doesn't seem very Hedwiggy, but haven't decided yet. Insides can morph around like Tonks, but since she doesn't seem to be a very 'white' person. May yet go with 'Procyon', but... haven't decided yet. It's like naming a puppy, eh?
AS LEADER OF THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION
...what will your official title be?
Her Equanimity
...who will be by your side?
sit_good_dog and my quasi-sister, I think....how will those who serve you be rewarded?
Movie night! And gift certificates for bookstores.
...how will you punish those who try to stand in your way?
Exile to hot, humid locations. With NO AIR CONDITIONING.
...what monument will you build to your own greatness?
Rebuild the Library of Alexandria.
WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES
...who will be first up against the wall?
The Religious Right
...who will be next up against the wall if they don't mend their ways?
Conservatives and/or Republicans, depending on their answers.
...what will be made compulsory?
Literacy and good television
...what will be banned?
'The Man Show' and its ilk
...what music will play to herald the dawning of the new era?
I'll commission something from either Sting or Bob Conti.
