Yep, I'm gonna be a pain.

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3 days, 23 hours, 13 minutes and 57 seconds.

OK, a little less uselessly...

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Hmmm, moderately interesting... I'm browsing friendsfriends, and the following communities show up the most often:
zen_within
catholicism
nostalgia_lj
christianity

Nothing scientific about it... either they're heavy-traffic communities, or more than one Friend is a member. Just... vaguely interesting.

And now for some weird views of femininity:

Which She-ra, Princess of Power, doll are you?
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( [shudder] )

Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
( Umm... OK. *blink* )

What Type of Sexy Are You? (with pics)
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( This result confuses the blazes out of me. )

(I'm supposed to be finishing GoF Comparisons, I want you to know.... *sigh*)

[checks WWR]

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3 days, 14 hours, 37 minutes and 22 seconds.

'Still or be juddered!'

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A few random Friends (and friends) processed on...
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slang.cgi
(oh, sorry - snatched from the virtual fingers of martinhesselius and run off with.)

Corgi
n. someone who flaunts magazines.
"Brian, check out that Corgi's magazines!"

Jittlov
interj. informal apology.
"That was your girl I tried to share? Jittlov, Shana."

Medeni
adj. getting ready to eat something.
"I wish my friend or close acquaintance was as Medeni as yours, Billie."

Sirius
interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better Sirius, boy."

Sunny Daylee
n. a collective or quantitative noun for contraceptives.
"Brian, that's a whole Sunny Daylee of contraceptives!"

awelkin
n. an exclamation of surprise.
"Awelkin!"

Soupytwist
adj. to be in a (sexual) relationship with someone.
"Is it true that Mom and Reggie are Soupytwist?"

Yin Taku
v. to love things, with no purpose or reason.
"Are you trying to Yin Taku, Mom?"

amaterasu
n. teeth, often tiny.
"Got some amaterasu?" "Yeah, I'm your man for amaterasu, homie."

canis_m
n. 1. a miserable unit of currency. 2. an ostentatious piece of jewelry.
"Want to punch that canis_m, Brian?"

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And...

You knew this was coming:

3 days, 9 hours, 38 minutes and 31 seconds.